JOKES

Angelus · 24

Here is one I am away's right..... execpt for when I am wrong Put up what you think and some of your own see you all

Dance_Dance · Dance_Dance

How come it takes longer to build a blond snowman? B/c you have to hollow out its head =D haha (no offense to blonds, i just only know blond jokes) <33 Dartanyon[Vampires and Hobbits live in my closet] *snap*

Anonymous

what did 1 rock say to the other rock? u look stoned! hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ......

LITTLE PERSON

Nakota · Anonymous

AslanRocks · Anonymous

THE SHORTEST FAIRYTALE Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy "Will you marry me?" The guy said, "No" and the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, drank Dr. Pepper, always had a clean house, never had to cook, stayed skinny and picked her nose...

Curly · Curly

when people are cutting down trees and knock down the power lines instead

Nakota · Anonymous

The Clever Lawyer A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: "My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole ind...

Tue Mar 21 11:44 PM, 2006 by Anonymous

"Golf Gun" Two Mexican detectives were investigating the murder of Juan Gonzalez. "How was he killed?" asked one detective. "With a golf gun," the other detective replied. "A golf gun?! What is a golf gun?" "I don't know. But it sure made a hole in Juan."

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	Funny sayings (Preview) Here is one I am away's right..... execpt for when I am wrong Put up what you think and some of your own see you all	24	1	1186	Fri Sep 15 10:01 PM, 2006 by Angelus
	hehe (Preview) How come it takes longer to build a blond snowman? B/c you have to hollow out its head =D haha (no offense to blonds, i just only know blond jokes) <33 Dartanyon[Vampires and Hobbits live in my closet] snap	Dance_Dance	1	828	Tue Jun 13 11:38 AM, 2006 by The Insane Therapist
	joke (Preview) what did 1 rock say to the other rock? u look stoned! hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ...... LITTLE PERSON	Anonymous	2	892	Sat Jun 10 10:21 AM, 2006 by Anonymous
	This Is What I don't Like About Cats (Preview)	Anonymous	6	944	Sun Apr 9 1:21 PM, 2006 by Nakota
	The Shortest Fairy Tale (Preview) THE SHORTEST FAIRYTALE Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy "Will you marry me?" The guy said, "No" and the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, drank Dr. Pepper, always had a clean house, never had to cook, stayed skinny and picked her nose...	Anonymous	3	910	Sat Apr 1 10:36 PM, 2006 by AslanRocks
	how to tell ur in bama (Preview) when people are cutting down trees and knock down the power lines instead	Curly	0	861	Mon Mar 27 5:08 PM, 2006 by Curly
	Clever Lawyer (Preview) The Clever Lawyer A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: "My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole ind...	Anonymous	4	900	Mon Mar 27 9:42 AM, 2006 by Nakota
	GOLF GUN (Preview) "Golf Gun" Two Mexican detectives were investigating the murder of Juan Gonzalez. "How was he killed?" asked one detective. "With a golf gun," the other detective replied. "A golf gun?! What is a golf gun?" "I don't know. But it sure made a hole in Juan."		3	880	Tue Mar 21 11:44 PM, 2006 by Anonymous
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